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Redsplain 

When a conservative explains a political, social, or governmental concept to a progressive in a condescending way while advocating their political slant on facts
Did you hear Sarah redsplain to me the function of the Electoral College and how it is necessary to our republic?
Redsplain by JenRaA November 12, 2016

RandSplaining 

When a libertarian uses internally consistent, yet bullshit, arguments to justify selfish decisions that place others at risk.
Dude, Bob was RandSplaining away how their positive COVID tests the week after their Thanksgiving trip was an unlucky roll of the dice, but he ignored all the warning signs and chose to make the trip to their cousins in LA.
RandSplaining by MadManMatt December 3, 2020

Resplain 

Restating and explaining again and again and again a point or topic or some piece of information that a person should already know.
Tom was asked to attend a recurring meeting that he already had attended previously. In talking to Tom we had resplain the meeting and the purpose.
Resplain by Petee5 May 6, 2012

Randsplain 

General Usage: Rand Paul's attempt to explain his current position on a given issue in light of his past positions; often delivered as a testy refutation when presented with factual evidence of his prior alternate position on the same issue.

Specific Usage: Randsplaining often takes the form of neutralizing touchy cultural or political issues providing a clean slate to establish his current position as his historic unchanged position.

Aggressiveness of the Randsplaining is directly proportional to the number of his video clips, quotes, writings, speeches presented as evidence of past flip-flops or contrasting positions.
In an attempt to explain away his countless flip-flops, Paul rudely cut off the journalist at least five times to Randsplain his one, true position after the latest flip-flop on that one issue.

Medsplain 

When an absolute idiot thinks they understand something medical or health related and goes crazy explaining it over their social media. In reality they'll probably end up with mega-AIDS with their terrible ideas, so medsplainers are to be avoided and feared. Someone can be a medsplainer, can medsplain, or medsplaining.
My sister tried to medsplain to me that onions in my socks will cure cancer and now my stupid socks smell like onions.
Medsplain by jerel89 January 2, 2018
A guy that ignores your messages on Discord but can also be a good friend once you get to know him
Redspins a b****
Redspin by Zion's mom March 15, 2021