Medsplain

When an absolute idiot thinks they understand something medical or health related and goes crazy explaining it over their social media. In reality they'll probably end up with mega-AIDS with their terrible ideas, so medsplainers are to be avoided and feared. Someone can be a medsplainer, can medsplain, or medsplaining.

My sister tried to medsplain to me that onions in my socks will cure cancer and now my stupid socks smell like onions.

by jerel89 January 2, 2018

mansplainertainer

A mansplainer who provides amusement or enjoyment.

Griselda declared, " Marco is a mansplainertainer par excellence. He is both fun and long-winded."

by coocho October 5, 2018

milsplaining

milsplaining (blend word ‘military’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a squaddie) to comment on or explain something to #civvy in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
It is total bravado based on a rigid hierarchy where people have to do exactly as you tell them even if you are an utter knob. Civvies don’t give a shit about rank & will tell you to poke it.

I’m not #milsplaining you thick Civvy twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking other military around. I have zero knowledge of real world but if I shout & point, you will have to do what I say!

by Bumsnorkler December 4, 2019

memesplaining

The act of explaining the meaning of the word meme to a person who does not understand it. Most people incorrectly believe that a meme is a picture with words added on top of it. This is actually an image macro. While some image macros are also memes, not all memes are image macros. The preceding three sentences are an example of memesplaining.

Hey, check out this meme I just made!

(sighs) Looks like I've got some memesplaining to do here....

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 25, 2016

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.

Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

by sometimesithinkandthenforget January 21, 2022

megsplain

Inspired by the Duchess of Sussex. To make a banal or meaningless statement in a courageous or virtuous tone.

The governor megsplained to the public exactly how the lockdown made their lives better.

by CambFan August 24, 2020

Momsplain

mom·splain
(of a mom) explain (something) to (typically) a solo dad, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

The woman at the grocery store momsplained screentime to me through the entire checkout line.

by Lutra Tata March 29, 2017