A redling is a baby redneck. Usually the ages around 6-13, when they start learning their first redneck words.. such as "Y'all, Ni**er, Hootenanny, Hoedown" etc. they sound so cute and cuddley with their high voices, but they use very bad words and take the education and the nature of there redneck parents.
Northern White Family: "Aww, look at how cute the homeless boy with the John Deer hat is..."
Redling: "Y'all been see'n dem naggers at dat hootenanny coupla days past? dey try n' steal my garlfreind sister from mey"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!