Definitions by jerel89

Kancellfreude

The feeling of joy when plans are cancelled but it wasn't your fault.

My friends got sick and couldn't hang out, but I kinda didn't want to hang out anyways, oh the kancellfreude!!!

Kancellfreude by jerel89 November 28, 2025

M-Douche 

Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.

Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!

M-Douche by jerel89 April 23, 2018

Medsplain 

When an absolute idiot thinks they understand something medical or health related and goes crazy explaining it over their social media. In reality they'll probably end up with mega-AIDS with their terrible ideas, so medsplainers are to be avoided and feared. Someone can be a medsplainer, can medsplain, or medsplaining.

My sister tried to medsplain to me that onions in my socks will cure cancer and now my stupid socks smell like onions.

Medsplain by jerel89 January 2, 2018