red cum 

the secret special cum color that belongs only to members of the stonecummers society, a club for only the smartest coomers

"imagine yo cum not bein red"
"he gave me a red Halloween, you know he's good"
"red Halloween? isn't that where his red cum sprays in the air and rains down on you like a spanish village?"

red cum by Teague is Trash May 8, 2021

Red Cum 

Red Cum looks like sauce, It isnt

???1: Lol look at this Sauce it tastes great

???2: DUDE! THATS NOT SAUCE THAT'S MY RED CUM

Red Cum by ZiaDoodlez February 1, 2022

Red Cum Dragon

When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon

She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon

Red Cum Dragon by Troy April 23, 2003

Red Cum Dragon

The action of the biting of a penis before ejaculation, so blood and semen ejaculate simultaniously.

That stupid saigon whore gave me a red cum dragon. It took my dick several days to heal, but it still hurts when I pee.

Red Cum Dragon by WICKY WILD WILD WEST May 21, 2003

Red Cum Dragon

A beast of mythological proportion. This so-called dragon would mostly plunder in Europe, specifically in England. It would rape women until they cried. He also embarrassed people so much, that they turned "red" from his "cuming" (coming)

"Sir Lancelot! Can thou slay the Beast, who's foul words make no things at peace?"

"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."

Red Cum Dragon by Yousuf May 28, 2003

red velvet cum cake 

When your girl Is on her period and you bust a nut in her yeast infected pussy then proceed to consume that pussy

Her: come eat this red velvet cum cake

red velvet cum cake by Fresh_esh August 12, 2019

Red Sox Cum Burper 

A New York Yankee hating Red Sox fan who eats so much cock the he/she regularly burps male ejaculate.

Text Usage:

Joe D: "Have you heard of this Paul K. Guy."

The Mick: "Yeah. He's some chowderhead Red Sox Cum Burper who has to get on the Internet to spout off about the Yankees in an attempt to raise his self-esteem a mere 5 days after the Yankees swept his sorry ass Red Sox."

Joe D: "Oh yeah. That guy. He should be worried about his own team being 3 1/2 games out of the wild card spot at the midway point."

The Mick: "Fo' Sheezy, Joe"

The Babe: "I used to live in Boston. What a shit hole. Reminds me of where God would go if he had to take a shit. I'm glad they sold me."

Red Sox Cum Burper by Derek J. July 9, 2004