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rectalcranial 

In the instance that one takes an ignorant point of view and adopts it even in light of being shown that it is either invalid or not in their best interest, they are said to be rectalcranial. In other words, they have their head stuck up their ass.
Dbucks wants to overcharge for shipping and once this was brough to his attention and he was shown that it affects his final auction price by bidders, he was unrelenting in continuing to overcharge for shipping, thinking of course to make a profit there in spite of losing money on the final auction price. Thus he was nominated for the windex award so that he could keep his glass belly button clean with the windex and be able to see where he was going when he had a rectalcranial inversion.
rectalcranial by zenllama December 8, 2009
Words you can keep

rectocranial inversion 

Having your head up your ass.
I had a bad case of rectocranial inversion when I did that.

rectal cranial inversion 

having ones head up their ass
that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.

rectal-cranial inversion 

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.
joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

Rectocranial Inversion 

Having ones head up ones ass.
Dude! you are so suffering from a Rectocranial Inversion!How the fuck do you get anywhere?
Rectocranial Inversion by jerro April 8, 2006

Rectal Cranial Intrusion

The medical term for having one's head up their own arse.
"You know Dan in sales? The smug git that totally suffers from a bad case of rectal cranial intrusion?
Yeah, got hit by a bus today..."
*claps*
Rectal Cranial Intrusion by Zombat September 20, 2011

Rectal/Cranial Inversion 

Having one's head up one's ass.
Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!
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