RectalXam

when instead of getting a rectal exam your doctor deflowers you from behind.

He went in for a colonoscopy but left bleeding from the rectum after a rectalXam

by BLOODnALGORE February 22, 2009

rectalangle

The angle of a penis as it is penetrating an anus.

Amy said to Alex "If your cock weren't so huge I would show you my favorite rectalangle." Alex replied "I understand... With an ass as perfect as yours you can't blame me for asking. Can I get a teabag instead?" Immediately Amy said "Hell yes!! I love balls!!!"

by cuntX March 21, 2014

Rectaliation

When one retaliates to a stinky fart with another stinky fart of their own or fights back to an injustice with a stinky fart.

Turtle dropped his guts in my room last night and it was rank... so farted in his face and got him with total Rectaliation!

Stevo was an ass the other day so I rectaliated and devastated him with my stench.!

by bdhiggy August 13, 2009

rectaleatingcockgremlins

little gremlins that attack your grundel region

ive got a bad case of rectaleatingcockgremlins!!!

by travis bleidt January 26, 2005

Rectalgan

A small space that smells of fart and butt.

Tom: Let's take Chuck's car.

Bill: you mean the Rectalgan? No way, it smells like ass in that thing.

by StonedSquid June 13, 2013

Orville Rectalbacher

The act of inserting popcorn kernels into one's rectum, waiting until there are 3-4 seconds between pops, then ejecting the popped corn into a partner's mouth for consumption.

Shirley gave Dan an Orville Rectalbacher while watching Titanic last night.

by ViceJord October 29, 2011

rectalabdominales

When you have a stomach in your poop shot

"Doctor! I seem to have a rectalabdominales infection in my rectalabdominales!"

by francis March 9, 2003