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rectal rocket

When your penis is _quickly_ thrusted in someone's anus, it becomes a rectal rocket
"Dayum! Joe's cock was a rectal rocket last night!" - Jane
rectal rocket by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.
If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."
rectal rocket by ChadwickTheBeta August 10, 2015

Rectal Rocket

A rectal rocket is when a constipated individual uses a bottle rocket to "blast" the poopbout of his anus.
Person a. Dah hell you doin with dat rocket person b. Uses it to rectal rocket the shit out person a. ...dah fuck Is wrong wit u?!!
Rectal Rocket by don wellington a November 28, 2009

rectal rocketry

The study of the propulsion of objects due to flatulence.
After the chili dinner, the engineering team had the opportunity to study rectal rocketry!
rectal rocketry by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2017

rectal rocketeer 

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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