Rectal Rocket

A rectal rocket is when a constipated individual uses a bottle rocket to "blast" the poopbout of his anus.

Person a. Dah hell you doin with dat rocket person b. Uses it to rectal rocket the shit out person a. ...dah fuck Is wrong wit u?!!

by don wellington a November 28, 2009

rectal rocket

Hamburgers from White Castle. Also known as "sliders".

I ran to the shitter and blew major ass all over because of the rectal rockets from an hour earlier.

by Scud September 12, 2003

rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.

Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 04, 2003

rectal rocket

When your penis is _quickly_ thrusted in someone's anus, it becomes a rectal rocket

"Dayum! Joe's cock was a rectal rocket last night!" - Jane

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.

If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."

by ChadwickTheBeta July 18, 2015