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Recommerce

The act of conducting business online with the realisation that your old products have value and likely loss aversion. The product holder therefore increases their revenue to repurchase a new product whilst selling back their old ones.

During the recession smart consumers, 'trade in' to continue buying new.
Recommerce 101:

Entrepreneur online at myfreecams.com: For every gift purchased on my Amazon wishlist you will receive a pair of my cum soaked panties.

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ecommerce 

See also Electronic commerce

ecommerce is the selling of products and services over the Web. It can transform your static web site into an interactive, dynamic, and operational electronic commerce Web business! We help our customers to establish their online businesses and to sell their goods and services online.
Our site is about ecommerce.
ecommerce by Jak Dude May 6, 2005

recommended 

To be recommended, is to be paticularly favoured sexually in a circle of the opposite (or sometimes, same) sex.
"Hey Dave! You lucky devil, you!"
"Wha?"
"Heh heh, words goin' 'round that you're getting pretty highly recommended!"
"Oh wow!"

Possible, but not recommended 

Phrase coined by the Russian Executive Officer from the movie The Hunt for Red October, but can be applied to just so many questionable situations before being overtaken by impending disaster.
Captain Tupolev: Inquire with the engineer about going to 105 percent on the reactor.

Andrei Bonovia – Konovalov: Captain, engineer reports 105 percent on the reactor - possible, but not recommended.

Long pause

Captain Tupolev: Go to 105 percent on the reactor.

Dude 1: Hey man do you think we can take this shit awful slippery 40-km-signed hair pin turn at 100 km with your brother’s car?

Long pause

Dude 2: Possible, but not recommended.

Dude 1: Go to 100 km per hour

Recommended 

Random videos from 5 years ago that pop up in your YouTube feed.
Why is this in my recommended?
Recommended by 1Head June 1, 2019

Strongly recommended 

Something required for an application, contest, audition, etc. if one wants to have any chance of moving forward or succeeding. While one is technically allowed to give a submission without the "strongly recommended" material, their submission will likely be ignored.
The job application states that having an elementary school diploma is "strongly recommended," so you better have one to stand a chance.
Strongly recommended by Andymii June 12, 2018

Not Recommended For Work 

See NRFW. A middle ground between SFW and NSFW.
"Well it doesn't have dick or pussy in it so it's not NSFW, but its still turning me on so it's not SFW, what is it?!"

"It's NRFW: Not Recommended For Work"
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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