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Recommerce

The act of conducting business online with the realisation that your old products have value and likely loss aversion. The product holder therefore increases their revenue to repurchase a new product whilst selling back their old ones.

During the recession smart consumers, 'trade in' to continue buying new.
Recommerce 101:

Entrepreneur online at myfreecams.com: For every gift purchased on my Amazon wishlist you will receive a pair of my cum soaked panties.

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ecommerce 

See also Electronic commerce

ecommerce is the selling of products and services over the Web. It can transform your static web site into an interactive, dynamic, and operational electronic commerce Web business! We help our customers to establish their online businesses and to sell their goods and services online.
Our site is about ecommerce.
ecommerce by Jak Dude May 6, 2005

recommended 

To be recommended, is to be paticularly favoured sexually in a circle of the opposite (or sometimes, same) sex.
"Hey Dave! You lucky devil, you!"
"Wha?"
"Heh heh, words goin' 'round that you're getting pretty highly recommended!"
"Oh wow!"

Possible, but not recommended 

Phrase coined by the Russian Executive Officer from the movie The Hunt for Red October, but can be applied to just so many questionable situations before being overtaken by impending disaster.
Captain Tupolev: Inquire with the engineer about going to 105 percent on the reactor.

Andrei Bonovia – Konovalov: Captain, engineer reports 105 percent on the reactor - possible, but not recommended.

Long pause

Captain Tupolev: Go to 105 percent on the reactor.

Dude 1: Hey man do you think we can take this shit awful slippery 40-km-signed hair pin turn at 100 km with your brother’s car?

Long pause

Dude 2: Possible, but not recommended.

Dude 1: Go to 100 km per hour

Recommended 

Random videos from 5 years ago that pop up in your YouTube feed.
Why is this in my recommended?
Recommended by 1Head June 1, 2019

Strongly recommended 

Something required for an application, contest, audition, etc. if one wants to have any chance of moving forward or succeeding. While one is technically allowed to give a submission without the "strongly recommended" material, their submission will likely be ignored.
The job application states that having an elementary school diploma is "strongly recommended," so you better have one to stand a chance.

Not Recommended For Work 

See NRFW. A middle ground between SFW and NSFW.
"Well it doesn't have dick or pussy in it so it's not NSFW, but its still turning me on so it's not SFW, what is it?!"

"It's NRFW: Not Recommended For Work"