5 definitions by Moccodile

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A subcategory of Mansplaining in which a man uses a redundant analogy to explain something that is easily comprehended by 99.99% of people.
Dude: "So I was driving my car and then had to stop at a red light, it was so annoying. This is just like when you're walking and have to stop at a pedestrian crossing".

Chick: "Oh thanks, I wouldn't have understood your anguish without your manalogy".
by Moccodile April 07, 2020
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The obligation one has to watch a particular TV series or movie after it was recommended by a friend, colleague or family member.

The victim of Recommendation Obligation feels a sense of guilt and anxiety which is only relieved by watching the entire movie or TV series.

NOTE: Social etiquette dictates that one must suffix any recommendation with "but don't feel obliged to watch it if you're busy or if it's not your thing or whatever".
Ohhh, I'm so tired, my buddy told me to watch "Gossip Girl" so I felt Recommendation Obligation and watched every season, even though I hated it.
by Moccodile June 18, 2020
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Someone who is addicted to any form of fried potato.
Dude 1: "Hey, you're eating another bowl of chips?"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"
by Moccodile January 30, 2020
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The vegan, plant-based alternative to crocodile meat. Also used for faux crocodile skin handbags, purses and shoes.
Dude 1: Hey I thought you were vegan, why are you eating crocodile?

Dude 2: This is actually MOCCODILE, it's 100% vegan.

Dude 1: What does it taste like?

Dude 2: Really authentic... A bit like mock chicken.
by Moccodile March 07, 2020
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A person whose ethnic identity doesn't match their skin color.
Dude 1: Hey where did you go on your vacation?

Dude 2: Back home to Africa, it was so nice to connect with my roots.

Dude 1: Um, but you're WHITE!

Dude 2: But I identify as black, I'm actually transdermal.
by Moccodile March 07, 2020
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