Recode 

the recode is a type of person who masturbates 90 times a week,if you see a recode please just get the fuck out since the sound of pornhub will wake you up every morning.

jimmy:HOLY SHIT THATS LOAD WHAT THE FUCK IS HE HAVING SEX????
Recode:nah bro,im semibisexual to dudes,bend over
jimmy:HOLY SHIT NO IM MOVING OUT

Recode by Bruhman x recode June 21, 2022

recorded with a potato 

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

recorded with a potato by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012

Receder 

Someone who's hairline is well above that of a normal person. Often a receder have a large, greasy mop overhanging the forehead to fool the public as to their receding hairline.

That felix kid, what a mighty receder.

Receder by shinkerreceder May 1, 2015

Trump Recovery Syndrome 

A phenomenon whereby individuals who were triggered by President Trump, go through a series of stages before finally calming down and feeling peace. This is entirely natural after 4+ years of his anxiety-provoking madness. The nervous system has to re-calibrate. Our habitual range of e-motion has to return to healthier parameters. Those stages may include deep sleep, hyper-vigilance, spontaneous joy, intermittent rage, feelings of boredom, generalized anxiety, a persistent need to check media, a hunger for intensity, pendulating between emotional armor and moments of surrender. It is very similar to one’s experience of reality after any abuser leaves their life. It takes real time to integrate the fact that they are gone, particularly in the case of a malignant-narcissist who has a perpetual need for attention. Anyone suffering from TRS will benefit from a patient approach to their recovery. Trump hit many buttons, and it will take time before your nervous system can regulate. - Jeff Brown

Hey Dude, don't be pushing on me that Q-ANON nonsense about the election being stolen. I am still traumatized and going through Trump Recovery Syndrome.

Trump Recovery Syndrome by LaughingAloud January 24, 2021

There's Bees in My Recorder

Funniest damn phrase to say at school.

During Mr. Harper's 3rd Grade Music Class:
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.

There's Bees in My Recorder by MikeH58 October 12, 2010

recomember 

During the early '80s while I was traveling on the east coast, North Carolina to be specific, I was watching an early morning talk show. The host looking dapper in his 3 piece suit interviewing a guest said in part during the course of their conversation, " yes, I "recomember" way back when... at which point the guest interrupted him and said, "you mean you remember when..." the host restated the word and once again the guest corrected him an stated "there are two words here, remember and recollect..." At which time the host said, "look you remember and recollect all you want, I recomember!" the word has been part of my vocabulary ever since.

Yes, I recomember remember recollect recall way back as a child I couldn't always pronounce words correctly.

recomember by Big Daddy Corleone November 29, 2010

recovery fatigue

feelings of exhaustion, being stuck, and not being willing to continue to work on improving oneself that typically sets in after some time in a recovery program or rehab/treatment facility.

My sponsor wants me to work on that fourth AA step, but I just can't do it. I'm suffering from recovery fatigue.

recovery fatigue by mumksh December 8, 2016