Recoder 

A gay male who preys on straight males and attempts to turn them gay like themselves. They eventually attempt to have cowboy butt-sex with them.

My buddy John and his girlfriend went to the movies yesterday, but they had to leave early because there was a recoder sitting behind them.

Recoder by Wonone1 May 13, 2011

Receder 

Someone who's hairline is well above that of a normal person. Often a receder have a large, greasy mop overhanging the forehead to fool the public as to their receding hairline.

That felix kid, what a mighty receder.

Receder by shinkerreceder May 1, 2015

Trump Recovery Syndrome 

A phenomenon whereby individuals who were triggered by President Trump, go through a series of stages before finally calming down and feeling peace. This is entirely natural after 4+ years of his anxiety-provoking madness. The nervous system has to re-calibrate. Our habitual range of e-motion has to return to healthier parameters. Those stages may include deep sleep, hyper-vigilance, spontaneous joy, intermittent rage, feelings of boredom, generalized anxiety, a persistent need to check media, a hunger for intensity, pendulating between emotional armor and moments of surrender. It is very similar to one’s experience of reality after any abuser leaves their life. It takes real time to integrate the fact that they are gone, particularly in the case of a malignant-narcissist who has a perpetual need for attention. Anyone suffering from TRS will benefit from a patient approach to their recovery. Trump hit many buttons, and it will take time before your nervous system can regulate. - Jeff Brown

Hey Dude, don't be pushing on me that Q-ANON nonsense about the election being stolen. I am still traumatized and going through Trump Recovery Syndrome.

Trump Recovery Syndrome by LaughingAloud January 24, 2021

There's Bees in My Recorder

Funniest damn phrase to say at school.

During Mr. Harper's 3rd Grade Music Class:
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.

There's Bees in My Recorder by MikeH58 October 12, 2010

recovery fatigue

feelings of exhaustion, being stuck, and not being willing to continue to work on improving oneself that typically sets in after some time in a recovery program or rehab/treatment facility.

My sponsor wants me to work on that fourth AA step, but I just can't do it. I'm suffering from recovery fatigue.

recovery fatigue by mumksh December 8, 2016

recorder 

A wooden instrument invented in the Renaissance, which came to its height of popularity in the Baroque period. Many famous composers wrote music for the recorder, including Bach, Vivaldi, Telemann and Handel. The recorder has Several sizes ranging from the 'Garklein' which is about 4.5 inches long, to the 'Contrabass' whish is about 4 feet long. The instrument was re-popularized in the late 20th century as a device for teaching young children about music. Unfortunately, this leaves many under the impression that the recorder is not a "real" instrument, when in fact, it is a lovely, complex and difficult to master instrument. The recorder has many names- Flute a bec, in French, Flauto Dolce, in Spanish and Blocflute in German. Many times recorders are accompanied by harpsichords, whose ”ping” sound contrasts beautifully with the mellow sound of the recorder.

Person 1: Do you play an instrument?

Person 2: Yes, I play the recorder.

Person 1: LOL! I played the recorder in 3rd grade! I played three blind mice!!1

Person 2: *sigh*

recorder by Mingreyy September 6, 2005

Recovery roll 

When someone crashes and fucks up bad but saves it with a sick ass recovery role

Guy 1 "dude you fucked up bad"
Guy 2: "nah dude I saved it with that sick ass Recovery roll"

Recovery roll by The only god FlexNugget October 18, 2019