Real Fuck

A basic way of calling someone a Dickhead

Uber driver
- I invite you polite to exit my vechicle, your ride is canceled. Feel free to call yourself another ride.
Passenger
-Bruh... You're a REAL FUCK .. You know that ?!?

by Ghost9 April 18, 2020

Muffin fuck (the real deal)

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.

Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

by B-rownie March 15, 2009

real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga

big birken bag hold 5-6 figures

real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga big birken bag hold 5-6 figures stripes on my ass so he call this pussy tigger

by cooliepooey August 8, 2022

Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

Said sarcastically after a situation you don't like but feel the need to say something to alleviate frustration.
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Without the sarcasm it can also be used to show approval or as a compliment.

Mike: Dude, your girlfriend totally ditched us at the bar.
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
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Stripper: hey cutie, I want to give you a lap dance and rock your world!
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

Jealous Mike: What? Where's my lap dance?? Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

by drdouglasp July 20, 2005

Real Fuckin Clever

The term applicable to all manner of cleverness, in which the speaker of a clever comment or doer of a clever action, has accomplished a great feat. More than a "smart ass", someone who has attained "Real Fuckin Clever" status has transcended intellectual and cultural bounds, proving to everyone around them that they are, in fact, quite clever. Abbrev. RFC.

*viewing a photograph of a dinosaur*
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.

Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.

by remi.b. August 6, 2010

real fucking talk (rft)

A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).

Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

real fuckin' neato

A passive-aggressive remark used when someone suggests a really stupid idea that will not fix the problem at hand.
Can also be accompanied by rolling the eyes.

Person 1: If they find out about this we're screwed.
Person 2: Why don't we just lock them out?
Person 1: Real fuckin' neato, the door doesn't lock.

by kridjiti July 29, 2016