birken-nots

Cheap ass sandals that look similar to the uber comfy birkenstocks but can be purchased at Walmart etc.

Heard a rumor k-mart had birkenstocks but they were just birken-nots

by foofy January 11, 2009

Birken

Birken, it's like when you're broken.

When sad kids want to express their feelings 🤓🤓🤓☹️☹️☹️😔😔😔🥺🥺.

kids born in 2009 love to use this term.

"I ain't change I am just in my birken."

by Hahahhahahahhhahhhahhah December 28, 2021

Birken Bitches

Where you can find Natalie and 𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒂 on the weekends

Remember two girls one cup? Birken Bitches is this years version

by Nessica6969 July 15, 2019