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you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie 

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

you're such a piece 

A phrase first coined by Ehsan Alavi, the insult "you're such a piece" is usually used against immature children such as Milad Madanipour and Kayvan Alavi.

see also: Eat a D
lol, i just deleted your hard drive

duude, you're such a piece.
you're such a piece by House of D August 23, 2006

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier 

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.
HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

You're all bits and pieces 

Person 1: I misplaced my keys and my wallet!
Person 2: Oh my, you're all bits and pieces today
verb (used with object), re·pie·ed, re·pie·ing.
to pie again, as a prank, punishment, etc.
verb (used without object), re·pie·ed, re·pie·ing.
to pie anew.
Konstantin was upset with his subordinates repeated failures, and as is appropriate, proceeded to repie them to their face; the flavor was apple.
repie by not_an_at_employee January 31, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026