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A bloke called Ray who is an anus
Go fuck your own ass raynus raymondo
Raynus by NU77A April 18, 2020
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A male with aspirations of power and respect only achieved by city manager or council type positions-a dickweed basically.
"I never thought my brother Ray would turn out to be such a raynus !" "Not that he ever had a choice,but still..."
raynus by favofave April 26, 2014

Stinkus Raynus Greekidopolis 

The deep rooted, hereditary odor carried by greeks, most apparent in large males. Particles exuded from Greek male pheremones infiltrate local atmosphere, causing both damage and distres - in some cases leading to violent and aggressive behavior - to those subjected to said atmospheric conditions.
As a result of Nick's stinkus raynus greekidopolis, the class was unexplainably driven to a riot, killing the teacher and maiming two lunch ladies.
The girl that's quiet and sometimes shy but is not one to mess with. has blonde moments, speaks her mind, over emotional and beautiful inside and out. Willing to try mostly anything and hates to be bored! lively, lovely body and amazing person overall.
A Raynisha is the best type of wifey material there is!
raynisha by Quintessa March 14, 2012

Carl Raynsford 

Greg said he was going to come to the movies tonight but he pulled out last minute! What a Carl Raynsford!
Rayness, not to be confused by Gayness,

Is a condition when someone suddenly was "attacked" by cats.
Some Background Info:

Attacked is in quotations because cats never attack, they love. The cat shared their power with the Ray, the person benefited by Rayness, and he becomes a cat.
All cats were made like this since 289 BCE.

There is an original Ray, from 289 BCE. He currently resides in Buckingham Palace and can be met on Discord. Rumour is he spies for the cats in a server known as Leon's USSR. Very terrifying. I wouldn't want to be Leon.
Ray has special powers, due to his Rayness.

He has these specific powers:
Regenerative Healing Factor, Adoptive Muscle Memory, Body Part Substitution, Anatomical Liberation, Additional Limbs,
Organic Constructs, Defection, Replication, Invisibility, Laser Eyes, Transfiguration, and the Sonic Scream.

Rayness itself, now that we have covered the background info,
is the condition that occurs once you are attacked by cats. You become the most nicest person on Earth, giving people money, loving cats, and being an overall joy to even the most wretched people. Significant changes include, but are not limited to, loving cats, saying :c, >:c, ;c, c:, aaaaaa, yeye, yeap, and being immune to Melon Simpitis.

RAY IS THE CHAD.

People bow to Ray, the one with Rayness. Rayness is easily accessible by everyone to become a Ray.
Ray: Haiiiiii
Bobert the Cat: Heyyy
Melon: Yo its Ray!
*Everyone*: Ay ray, my man
Mikhail: psst yo, spy on this guy
Leon: Not surprisingly, you have done exactly 92857345940392876298590105869 different tasks in 5 minutes. Impressive
Kass: Ray is a robot, confirmed
Matias: Word
Felix: RAY, Arrest that man
Yusuf: I wanna have Rayness
Bobbo: HI DAD!
Kimba: Bruh me too
Vasily: Ray my REDACTED
Snowflake: *sues Vasily*
Snowflake: I'll never sue Ray tho

Hokage: Ray, you must translate this.
Ray: I love Rayness, lemme give all of you some!
Rayness by Paki, Gen. of Pakistan November 30, 2020
Rayneshia is a shy goofy girl. She's cool to hang around. She funny and play a lot. Always dancing and being herself. Rayneshia is popular and makes a lot of friends
Rayneshia teach me how to do that dance.
rayneshia by Rayneshia July 5, 2017
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