During the act of sexual intercourse between a
man and a woman in the missionary position, right before reaching
orgasm, the
man will quickly pull out, spin around, park his ass right above the face of his lover, and begin to fart repeatedly while climaxing and spraying his semen up into the air so it rains down over his lover's breasts, stomach, and pelvis.
I took this fat nasty
home from the bar last night, she
said she wanted to rim me, instead I just gave her an unexpected
dusty rainshower. She chuckled heartily.