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Please do not behave like a ratona,please.
Ratona by Gorgon24 May 30, 2017
Ramona-The name of the best girl you will ever meet, she’s kind absolutely the most GORGEOUS girl you will ever meet and slays at life. She’s soooooo smart and could definitely go to the best college ever if wanted to. She can be he funniest girl ever and will sit and talk about anything for as long as you need to. She gives great advice and will keep your secrets, she is the best person you will ever meet<3
Woah dude..
What man?
Look at that girl bruh
THATS A RAMONA!
Ramona by Lovexxvibes June 12, 2018

female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.
Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
the name of the most beautiful girl you have seen EVER! she is the great to be around-though she does cause mischieve every now and then. she is just soo funny and you should never say good bye to her! she is too awesome and very pretty-and she knows it! always listen to her or she will get agitated. however, my favourite thing about ramona is that she will always be the first to forgive
i luv you ramona! <3
ramona by lolololololl January 26, 2013

Raton morning 

That morning after you've drink a lot of poor quality alcohol and you feel terrible (raton means hangover in Spanish)
The other day I woke up on my best friend's sofa, feeling like I was going to die, and I drank a couple of beers. That was a hell of a raton morning.
Raton morning by Rodkor July 4, 2012

Ramona Flowers 

The girl of your dreams. She seems almost too cool to be believed.

Taken from Scott Pilgrim Vs The World movie and comic book. Ramona Flowers is the main love interest.
When she started talking about beating HALO on Legendary, her career as a Victoria's Secret model and how Slash from Guns and Roses taught her how to play guitar, I knew that my date that night was my own personal Ramona Flowers.