Rastabola

Name: Rastabola Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

RASTABOLA: a much despised by females 21st century phenomenon of male inability to keep their penises in their pants originating in Jamaica which has spread out globally and is gathering momentum. Rastabola is concerned by its carriers as a non-invasive, non-contagious and perfectly acceptable condition.

Friend 1: What happened to this guy you were dating?

Friend 2: Hopeless case of Rastabola

Rastabola by Ila&Princess May 16, 2019

Get the Rastabola mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Rastaclart

An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.

Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!

Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz

Rastaclart by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

Get the Rastaclart mug.

Related Words

Rastabola • Rastablarst • Rasta Blanca • Rasta blaster • Rastaclart • Rastaclat • raastablast • Rassahola • rastabeans • Rastabortionist

Rastaclart

A wrinkly old scrawny Jewish woman.

Wow that Katie Eary sure is a rastaclart!

Rastaclart by 🅱️evin May 31, 2018

Get the Rastaclart mug.

Rastaclat

Anything’s tha bothers you

I dropped me food rastaclat

Rastaclat by anonymous January 23, 2021

Get the Rastaclat mug.

Rastablarst

Absolute embezzlement, laid down and you’ve fucking taking it. You are destroyed. You have no more soul. You’ve been ruined. Rastablarst

Chloe: Jack it’s over
Jack: Fuck I’ve been rastablarsted good and proper

Rastablarst by Spicyboy2319 March 2, 2021

Get the Rastablarst mug.

Rastaclat

Rasta=Rastafarian
Clat=Cloth
=Rastafarians Clothing.

Hey, that dude is wearing some cool Rastaclat

Rastaclat by Bomba-clat, Rasta-Clat October 29, 2004

Get the Rastaclat mug.

ratabolizm

When one staff who rats, tells on another person who rats that is ratabolizm

One person tells on another is called ratabolizm

ratabolizm by Law Abiding Man December 30, 2010

Get the ratabolizm mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Get the Northstarring mug.

Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Get the Plate of Brown mug.

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Get the Larpenomics mug.