Rastaclart

An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.

Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!

Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz

by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

Rastaclart

A wrinkly old scrawny Jewish woman.

Wow that Katie Eary sure is a rastaclart!

by 🅱️evin May 31, 2018

rastaclart

an ugly muslim who has the personality of a wet mop.

Damn dude! Nafis is such a rastaclart.

by Katie Eary June 16, 2018

rataclart

When Abraham slaps up a child on COD

Damn Abraham just rataclart me

by Qees April 27, 2020

Rastaclat

Anything’s tha bothers you

I dropped me food rastaclat

by anonymous January 23, 2021

Rustaclart

A Rustaclart is a type of male who suffers from osteoporosis, copper poisoning or Nokia-death. The affected will look like an old corner shop owner in Bristol or Blackburn. Over 10,000 people per 1,000,000 are affected by this and need to seek the proper treatments to supress the effects of it.

1. "Oi you Rustaclart, how are the bones feeling?"
2. "Screw you john."

by SoggyBoneSyndrome February 28, 2023

Rasclart Blem

A Cannabis Cigarette. Other abbreviations can include Spliff, Joint, etc.

Are you feeling rasclart blem, bro?

by MrRasclarted December 10, 2019