keel story

Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.

“man jade just told us all a real keel story”

by Spicyboy2319 January 05, 2018

Jack Clark

Dirty dirty man who touches his sister in her sleep. Not to be trusted around schools.

Jack Clark is a dirty dirty rotten man.

by Spicyboy2319 September 02, 2021

Rastablarst

Absolute embezzlement, laid down and you’ve fucking taking it. You are destroyed. You have no more soul. You’ve been ruined. Rastablarst

Chloe: Jack it’s over
Jack: Fuck I’ve been rastablarsted good and proper

by Spicyboy2319 March 02, 2021