5 definitions by Shut up blud
Roadman: you such a faggit cuz
Average person: Nah mate it’s pronounced F-A-G-G-O-T
Roadman: I no u r but what am I
Average person: Nah mate it’s pronounced F-A-G-G-O-T
Roadman: I no u r but what am I
by Shut up blud November 3, 2019
by Shut up blud November 3, 2019
(National smack-a-nitty day) basically you find a nitty and smack the shit out of him, while shouting “NITTY!”. Names of nittys include: Arthur, Felix, Albert and Philip
Person 1: Yo bruv
Person 2:(smacks him into next week) ”SHUT IT NITTY!”
Person 1: why did you do that?
Person 2”It’s November 4 you nitty”
Person 2:(smacks him into next week) ”SHUT IT NITTY!”
Person 1: why did you do that?
Person 2”It’s November 4 you nitty”
by Shut up blud November 3, 2019
An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.
Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!
Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz
Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz
by Shut up blud November 3, 2019
When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.
Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*
by Shut up blud November 7, 2019