Rasmu 

Rasmus is a fatass who isnt that fat actually and is an attractive young male looking to mate with a female and get offspring

yo look at that Rasmus, he must be 300kg

Rasmu by krilluxdeluxe November 30, 2016

Rasmey 

Tiny Man that likes fortnite

Rasmey: wanna play fortnite?
Me: No mr tiny

Rasmey by Ezra is fat December 2, 2021

Rasmia

She's smart and pretty but doesn't know it. she is always awesome to be around even when she's having her bad days. She is hilarious and so unique. she is so kind and loving and the greatest friend to have. you either love her or love her.

Rasmia is the greatest person I know.

Rasmia by Samurai Squidz February 13, 2018

Grigori Rasputin 

Grigori Rasputin had to be poisoned, shot several times, clubbed and then tossed into a frozen river before he was killed.

When he was found, his autopsy showed that he had died of hypothermia, despite the fact that he was found with a bullet hole in his forehead. Also, despite having consumed enough cyanide to kill several men, the autopsy showed no traces of poison.

Some accounts of his death suggest that his murderers had castrated him as well. A museum in St. Petersburg claims to have Rasputin's 12 inch long penis in a jar on display.

Stanley: If Grigori Rasputin and Sasquatch got into a fight, who would win?
Stuart: Motherfucking Grigori dude.

Grigori Rasputin by Studogmillionaire August 30, 2010

The Rasmus 

A very talented Finnish band. Many punk rockers from the UK envy their immense talent.

rasmusthe rasmusfinlandfinnishawesome

The Rasmus by foreverinlovewithmusic February 5, 2010

Rasputinism 

To be killed in a protracted, almost ridiculous way.

Derives from the case of Grigori Rasputin who was poisoned with cyanide, shot at least twice and then thrown in the River Neva. He was then dug up by Bolsheviks and his remains set on fire.

The posthumous execution of Benito Mussolini in 1945 and Oliver Cromwell in 1660 was classic Rasputinism.

Rasputinism by Tyburn January 2, 2008

Rastus 

1. Rastus, the Cream of Wheat chef, created circa 1890 by Emery Mapes, one of the owners of Diamond Milling Company. Mapes adapted the image of an African American chef for a wood-cut image used as a logo for the product. In the 1920s, the woodcut image was replaced by the face of a Chicago waiter who was paid $5 to pose in a chef's hat and jacket. This logo has been used with only slight modifications until the present day.

2. A stereotype of the jolly, former slave, and a character of the coon type often featured in minstrel shows.

3. A pejorative name used by white folk for African American males in the 20th Century.

"By no means a lesser virtue of Toole's novel is his rendering of the particularities of New Orleans, its back streets, its out-of-the-way neighborhoods, its odd speech, its ethnic whites -- and one black in whom Toole has achieved the near-impossible, a superb comic character of immense wit and resourcefulness without the least trace of Rastus minstrelsy."

--Walker Percy, Foreword to 'A Confederacy of Dunces'

Rastus by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006