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Used to compliment somebody.
That kid is a rasmussen
Rasmussen by maSDF August 31, 2006
the fable creature that picks up pennies, asks for dimes and always buys bohemian beer becasue it is 50 cents less than canadian, this species consists of hot females and skinny gay soccer playing males.
rasmussen played dance dance revolution
for 58 cents

yo rasmussen r u going out, no im playing soccer 2morrow
rasmussen by hotssisa October 13, 2006
Derek Rasmussen: A raging homosexual with a narrow throat and a WIDE asshole that prefers drinking semen instead of beer.
After a sword fight in his mouth, a punctured tonsil, and a rock hard trouser snake exploding in his anus…. He realized that cum was 95% of his diet. It was at this moment he realized he was Rasmussen!
Rasmussen by Bucky Bear September 29, 2022
Verb. To leave work for a break or lunch when you are at the busiest point and leaving your coworkers to cover your workload. Returning when everything it done.
That Paul is a real tool, he totally Rasmussened me when he went on break earlier. He came back when all his work was done!
Rasmussen by JNorman911 August 22, 2017
A big boobed, slutly hoe bag, who dwells in anal corners and feeds off sweaty scrotums.
Wow that girl is such a rasmussen!
Rasmussen by tarzan fan July 10, 2009

Rasmüssen 

verb.

To forcefully smush, with one's open hand, a body part on another person; typically, but not limited to the face or penis.
After I rasmüssen your stupid face I'm going to take my hand and rasmüssen your penis.
Rasmüssen by marchofthepugs February 12, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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