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Rashboard 

A board that rationalizes. It has been found that rashboards are pretty useful for scratching rashes.

Can also be used to describe an incredibly stubborn and arrogant person who acts like a smart ass through his/her try hard attempts at rationalizing his/her behavior. People like this can often ruin a good joke by taking it seriously.
Travis stop being such a rashboard you fucking prick.
Rashboard by 0MNIV0C4TI0N November 27, 2011
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Dashboard Special 

(Noun) The blowjob one receives from another player while in a vehicle in GTA; the RP version of the IRL sexual act called road head .

Made famous by Samantha Jones, Sandy Shores' fiiiiiiinest neighborhood hooker in the DOJRP community by YouTube creator BayAreaBuggs.
-"Hopefully you brought some clean lips for that dashboard special."
-"Oh, always. That's my one and only technique."
Dashboard Special by DixieRekt26 October 18, 2017
An amazing, loyal trust worthy guy that will always has your back he is that guy that gets all the shortys and will choose the one he actually loves and he will love u till the day he dies.
Rashard is hot
Rashard by Abbie kriticos April 21, 2018

washboard abs

Well worked on, and to put it into some sort of perspective, its what you would call some Nice, lean, sexy, clean, buff, ABS!! If you uneed some proof that this is even possible, check out Usher! He got his washboard abs practically trademarked! ya dig?
What up?

YO! Check out that guy's washboard abs!

WOW!! You serious? Is that really him?? Man, he works out good!
washboard abs by CK-Money February 25, 2007

Dashboarded 

This is when you push the eject disc button on your Xbox360, which sends to you the dashboard. The cause of this is when playing any game preferably modern warfare 2 and you get killed in such a stupid way that you rage and dashboard.
"Im Reecey" dashboarded faster than diana.
Dashboarded by Corp Ad. April 6, 2010

Dashboard Elvis 

Term used to describe the stressful act of having excessive demands placed upon you, or being unfairly manipulated, by colleagues or partners, to such an extent that you seem to have lost control of your limbs and are spiralling aimlessly from one task to the next without accomplishing a thing.

Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.
"How did that fucker get the job? He keeps changing his fuckin' mind and now I'm jumpin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."

"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
Dashboard Elvis by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006

Washboard Nads 

When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!
Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!
Washboard Nads by bonedish July 6, 2017
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