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The best person that have ever existed. He helps people, he wants to be their saviour. He is very kind and sweet towards others and is very intelligent. He has godlike music taste and knows everything interesting like psychology, how to play LoL correctly, he likes politics and Im sure he will be next president. He deserves all worlds love because he gives all the love he has to others so he deserves to receive all the luck. He likes football and he sometimes lose money but thats okay, I will love him regardless. He is the real definition of perfection. I <3 U RASŤO!!!!!!!
- Hey, who is the greatest person that walks this Earth?

- Definitely Rasťo!!
Rasťo by anonymous January 3, 2023

rasto an jan tubercoulozzziz 

two tubercoulozzziz shitters
two tubercoulozzziz shitters who are 00
Hey boo bear, make me rahtogo for dinner
Rahtogo by DJ Enzyme July 18, 2018

Baby raptor carrier 

Any front facing baby carrier when used with a child approaching or past his first birthday.
Carlos brought his kid into the office again. He's carrying him around in his baby raptor carrier. I got too close and almost lost an eye to one of the swinging talons. Shouldn't that kid be in kindergarten by now?

Raskolnikov 

The protagonist of Crime & punishment, aka the sexiest man ever.
Raskolnikov: "you can call me raski...."
The ladies: "oh hot damn!"
Raskolnikov by Raskihottie11 October 13, 2011

raptor jesus 

Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor.
Lawl im in your base killing all your mans. -raptor jesus
raptor jesus by f1r3wAll September 7, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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