"Notebook", is the term you use to refer to a LAPTOP computer if you are:
A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls.
B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft.
C) n00b
A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls.
B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft.
C) n00b
If we start calling certain computers notebooks that leads to grammatical ambiguity.
Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook.
Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?
It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.
Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook.
Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?
It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.
by Urban Hitchhiker January 07, 2006
by PyT reppin' th' WaSc MoB fA lYfE!!! October 20, 2003
The act of notebooking someone is when you invite a lady over, expecting to get some "action", and watch the movie The Notebook. When she tells you that she would like to watch the movie when you try to make out with her, you whip out your fuck stick and start roughing up the suspect. Finish by shooting off your load onto her face and telling her to leave the house, regardless of the house is yours or hers.
I went to Holly's house thinking I would get some action but she just wanted to watch the movie...so I notebooked her.
by Duncan McCockiner August 26, 2008
I dropped my notebook
My notebook is a Mac Pro. i.e. A Dell is a decent Notebook
They have story's about each other in there notebooks.
Woman to Woman: Honey you can have his body we just share our notebooks. that means worlds more to me than being the not the nail but the tail of his life.
My notebook is a Mac Pro. i.e. A Dell is a decent Notebook
They have story's about each other in there notebooks.
Woman to Woman: Honey you can have his body we just share our notebooks. that means worlds more to me than being the not the nail but the tail of his life.
by KWlf88<*}}}>StencleSet January 20, 2010
The world's greatest example of a chick flick. Based off a book by Nicholas Sparks (of A Walk to Remember fame, so you know what you're getting from the start), it follows two Southern teenagers (played by Ryan Gosling, who every girl who's ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and Rachel McAdams, who is much more palatable in Wedding Crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. Being male, I didn't keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: I just kept handing the girl I was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the Chicago White Sox score.
by kev07 August 20, 2006
Term used to describe a girl who makes a boy sad and emotional from watching the film "The Notebook".
by PolandSpring June 03, 2006
1. the movie that surpassed vibrators as the most common female masturbatory aid.
2.a sure way to get a girl wet in one way or the other.
3. the second coming of the Anti-Penis.
2.a sure way to get a girl wet in one way or the other.
3. the second coming of the Anti-Penis.
by Bee_Rad Reeser November 30, 2009