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rangxiety

Da concerned trepidation dat you feel whenever you think dat you might have missed hearing someone calling you.
Installing an outdoor phone-bell or carrying a cordless phone in your pocket whenever you spend an extended time-period out in your yard can greatly help reduce feelings of rangxiety.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
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Rangxiety

The feeling of watching Ranger Suarez pitch himself into brutal situations just to get out of it
Man I got Rangxiety bad during the fifth inning of game 3…
by ShmegmaKing27 November 1, 2022
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Hangxiety

The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!
Fuck. I may or may not have done a two man conga line through the Church of Scientology last night. I've got the worst hangxiety. Fuck!
by McMuzz May 25, 2011
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Hangxiety

A combination of being Hung Over and having Anxiety. Not only are your physically ill, but you also have high anxiety caused by erratic behavior and Black Out periods the night before.

The 'bad feeling' you have the day after a night of heavy drinking, both Mentally and Physically.

Physical effects of Hangxiety may include heart palpitations, fatigue, hot flashes, nausea, stomach pain, vomiting, and headaches.
Andy: Dude, you ok? You look like you're going to die!

Steve: I drank too much last night, I might throw-up all over myself. Plus, I can't remember shit, I just know I wasn't good, and I feel worried about what I might have done and said.

Andy: Ahhh you just have Hangxiety. I have that every Sunday. You'll be ok tomorrow.
by OverDone February 26, 2011
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Hangxiety

the feeling felt waking up after a night of heavy drinking. commonly felt at around 4 am. symptoms include overthinking everything you said/did that night and a deep set sense of overwhelming guilt and regret. often the feeling is only temporary and based on irrational fears. it has been deemed as the worst feeling on earth (even worse than childbirth) and should be avoided at all costs. people with hangxiety are likely to say “i’m never drinking again” on their whatsapp group chat and or cry. often includes heavily feelings of nausea and life regret.
friend: “hey why are you up, it’s 4:00am???”

me: “i have such terrible hangxiety, does everyone hate me? what did i say last night? why am i alive, i want to die, this is horrible, i’m never drinking again, i fucked up my entire life there is no coming back from this!”
by porkycapone3 October 2, 2021
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wangxiety

Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.
“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”

“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
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Gangxiety

What’s wrong with you and your homies?

We all suffering from Gangxiety
by Farooq97 January 14, 2021
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