Person #1: Dude, ur so funny. Ur such a free bird. U say the most un-offensive, obviously sarcastic, darnest things.

Person #2: Yeah, i know. My caliber of randomicity is quite impeccable.

randomicity by Ms.Anthropy April 19, 2009

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randomnessity

Noun:
Used to sum up anything random, odd or unusual.

Phrase:
Used to announce disgust or suprise at how random something is

Noun:
I love randomnessity

That show was a whole bunch of randomnessity

Phrase:
**Internet Explorer just randomly crashed again**
RANDOMNESSITY!

randomnessity by Ashley Steel April 18, 2005

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randomnicity

The Quality or Characteristic of being spontanious

Eg. the combined randomnicity of A.J. and Leah is very high.

randomnicity by Thepunkmonk October 10, 2005

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randomnimity

Being anonymous is being unidentified, those who are anonymous are referred to having anonymity

Being random is saying things out of the blue usually completely out of any context to what any conversation you were having was about. Those who are random are referred to as having randomnimity.

Greg: So i was talking with bud, and he says that his car has this problem and he needs me to hel..

Frank: OSCAR NOMINEE!

Greg:woh... randomnimity.

randomnimity by zipwolf June 27, 2006

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Randomnisity

A SERIES OF RANDOM EVENTS - Talking about somthing and then randomly talking about something else and carrying on with that subject for a while then talking about another random thing and carrying on with that subject

The sun is very orrange today it remindes me of pinapples

pinapples have stupid things on the top and it looks like her stupid hairstyle

hair gel looks like jelly tho and it doesnt taste nice

this is very Randomnisity lol

Randomnisity by James best May 26, 2006

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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