Definitions by zipwolf

smuggling a muppet 

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

smuggling a muppet by zipwolf November 10, 2008

hawesomez 

Also see awesomez, hawesomez is the ultimate in all awesomeness, like seeing a god/goddess, and then being allowed to perform dirty acts upon this deity.

Awesomez can be just as awesome in certain circles.

I just performed a sexual act on a deity, HAWESOMEZ!

hawesomez by Zipwolf July 18, 2008

don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Woh! Watch out! Don't cross the streams!

don't cross the streams by zipwolf June 28, 2006

sky it 

Used when someone wants some of your drink, and you don't want their filthly lips to touch the rim of the can.

Can i have some of your coke dude?

Yeah, but sky it man! SKY IT!

sky it by zipwolf June 27, 2006

randomnimity 

Being anonymous is being unidentified, those who are anonymous are referred to having anonymity

Being random is saying things out of the blue usually completely out of any context to what any conversation you were having was about. Those who are random are referred to as having randomnimity.

Greg: So i was talking with bud, and he says that his car has this problem and he needs me to hel..

Frank: OSCAR NOMINEE!

Greg:woh... randomnimity.

randomnimity by zipwolf June 27, 2006

clock rocker 

One who never sleeps.

Man, that dude is almost nocturnal, a total clock rocker

clock rocker by zipwolf June 25, 2006

homey-beef 

A parody of Gangsta speak, or "Ebonics", wherein people call each other Homie. Taken from the game version of "White men can't jump", which features some of the worst Ebonics in history.

The original source for this word direct quote from seanbaby.com's review of the game in the 20 worst games in history: "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"

hows it hangin homey-beef?

homey-beef by zipwolf June 25, 2006