zipwolf's definitions

smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

by zipwolf November 10, 2008

clock rocker

One who never sleeps.

Man, that dude is almost nocturnal, a total clock rocker

by zipwolf June 25, 2006

sky it

Used when someone wants some of your drink, and you don't want their filthly lips to touch the rim of the can.

Can i have some of your coke dude?

Yeah, but sky it man! SKY IT!

by zipwolf June 27, 2006

coldcut

1. A legendary british dance duo, who made possibly the best song against any government ever, titled not so originally: "Revolution".

2. Cold Cut Ham

1. MAN I JUST GOT TO SEE COLDCUT LIVE! THEY ARE HAWESOMEZ!

2. I would like a pound of ham..

by Zipwolf July 3, 2005

homey-beef

A parody of Gangsta speak, or "Ebonics", wherein people call each other Homie. Taken from the game version of "White men can't jump", which features some of the worst Ebonics in history.

The original source for this word direct quote from seanbaby.com's review of the game in the 20 worst games in history: "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"

hows it hangin homey-beef?

by zipwolf June 25, 2006

tapping

When playing a guitar, you "Tap" a note by slamming on your fingers (hammer ons) and pulling the fingers off forcefully (Pull offs) repeatedly. Trills are done this way.

ALSO, double handed tapping, when playing a guitar with two hands on the fretboard

Look at Eddie Van Halen play eruption! That double handed tapping is amazing.

by Zipwolf July 4, 2005

jerry jackson

1. Supposedly an animator who has done several works online. Has his own subdomain on www.fat-pie.com, where he shows all of his animations. Speculated to be a fake made by David Firth, owner of Fat-pie.com to make fun of newgrounds.com animators who are terrible, but think highly of their own work.

2. Somebody who is terrible at what they do, but thinks themselves as some sort of God.

1. Look at the Parondies of tha salant man by Jerry Jackson.

2. Dude, you are a Jerry Jackson with how bad you are at cooking! Stop thinking you're so great!

by zipwolf June 24, 2006