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randomnessity 

Extremely random
when someone is being
a sudden change in converstion
Alana:Have you seen the replacements?
Arlo: no
Alana: you really should see it
Arlo: someday....
Alana: I just posted hello kitty stamps all over my agenda
Arlo: Okay
Alana: i know randomnessity
randomnessity by AlanaJessica January 10, 2009

RANDOMNESSTICITISM 

the art of being random; sayin and doin whateva you want to without justifiable cause or reason; not inline with societal norms.
anyone who does what they want to as if the rules to not apply to them and describes it as RANDOMNESSTICITISM

randomnessia 

A sickness that has struck most teens.
An act of being random.
Something that can never be cured as well.
Jessie: RAWR! MEOW.
Ken: Are you okay?
Jessie: -licking herself-
Ken: -sigh- she has randomnessia...
randomnessia by MOMOPOW3R August 10, 2008

Randomnisity 

A SERIES OF RANDOM EVENTS - Talking about somthing and then randomly talking about something else and carrying on with that subject for a while then talking about another random thing and carrying on with that subject
The sun is very orrange today it remindes me of pinapples

pinapples have stupid things on the top and it looks like her stupid hairstyle

hair gel looks like jelly tho and it doesnt taste nice

this is very Randomnisity lol
Randomnisity by James best May 26, 2006

randomnosity 

randomnosity: (n.) 1. a case of randomness
Meg had a case of Randomnosity when she thought she made the word up, when in reality JC did.
randomnosity by Mouseman666 July 29, 2008

Randomniscity 

The act of inserting a completely unneeded but funny phrase into a passage.

ALSO

Committing an unneeded or out of the ordinary act under normal circumstances.
In responce to the statement:
"You live and then you die."

An act of randomniscity would have an answer such as:
"I think reproduction comes somewhere in the middle if you're lucky."
Randomniscity by Kikil Emot November 8, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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