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Randomniscity 

The act of inserting a completely unneeded but funny phrase into a passage.

ALSO

Committing an unneeded or out of the ordinary act under normal circumstances.
In responce to the statement:
"You live and then you die."

An act of randomniscity would have an answer such as:
"I think reproduction comes somewhere in the middle if you're lucky."
Randomniscity by Kikil Emot November 8, 2008
Words you can keep

randomisity 

The act of being random
That concert had a sence of randomisity about it.
randomisity by Chaybo April 22, 2006

randomicity 

refers to the state and/or quality of being spontaneous
Person #1: Dude, ur so funny. Ur such a free bird. U say the most un-offensive, obviously sarcastic, darnest things.

Person #2: Yeah, i know. My caliber of randomicity is quite impeccable.
randomicity by Ms.Anthropy April 19, 2009

randomnessity 

Noun:
Used to sum up anything random, odd or unusual.

Phrase:
Used to announce disgust or suprise at how random something is
Noun:
I love randomnessity

That show was a whole bunch of randomnessity

Phrase:
**Internet Explorer just randomly crashed again**
RANDOMNESSITY!
randomnessity by Ashley Steel April 18, 2005

randomnicity 

The Quality or Characteristic of being spontanious
Eg. the combined randomnicity of A.J. and Leah is very high.
randomnicity by Thepunkmonk October 10, 2005

randomnimity 

Being anonymous is being unidentified, those who are anonymous are referred to having anonymity

Being random is saying things out of the blue usually completely out of any context to what any conversation you were having was about. Those who are random are referred to as having randomnimity.
Greg: So i was talking with bud, and he says that his car has this problem and he needs me to hel..

Frank: OSCAR NOMINEE!

Greg:woh... randomnimity.
randomnimity by zipwolf June 27, 2006

Randomnisity 

A SERIES OF RANDOM EVENTS - Talking about somthing and then randomly talking about something else and carrying on with that subject for a while then talking about another random thing and carrying on with that subject
The sun is very orrange today it remindes me of pinapples

pinapples have stupid things on the top and it looks like her stupid hairstyle

hair gel looks like jelly tho and it doesnt taste nice

this is very Randomnisity lol
Randomnisity by James best May 26, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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