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cold rainy night in stoke 

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class
Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke

raging groupon 

an obsessive desire to participate in the latest groupon deal
I woke up with a raging groupon this morn - inbox filled with so many exciting deals, what to do?? apple mini speakers? anti-stress facial? love massage neck pillow? ooh the flotation pool treatment looks good, but then so does a Indian head neck & shoulder, or a photoshoot I could justify, somehow. Hey anyone know what the regular price of non invasive ultrasound liposuction is? How do I know $240 is a good deal?
raging groupon by Peter Greenwall November 7, 2011

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON 

...So? Go have sex.
"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

Rainy Day 

My ex GF is leaving me , just because im a selfish boy my. I give her everything protect her , but and i never get a single Reward from her. ( im Masturbation everynight imagine other girl )
My Daddy is 0 care about me he never understand what actual i need and my Mom is less come home
I bought a new Computer just for doing online Spam and Repeat the same shit everyday . my parent never came visit in my room even so i would yeld at them LEAVE ME ALONE.
Only real case i would cry like idiot yeld HELP ME HELP ME
My collegue also not like me on the job , boss fired me , all collegue never want be my friend. Im alone adult no one gonna love me. Everyone Betray me

Trash is deserve to recycle but please dont toxic everywhere
Rainy Day by Whoarereallycare September 1, 2023

raging demon 

Jab Jab Forward Short Fierce
raging demon by Slappy May 29, 2003

Raging Warlord 

A prolonged fart that sounds identical to a war horn.
Oh, I'm brewing, Lads! 'PWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRP'
Woah, that was a Raging Warlord!
Raging Warlord by to6y November 2, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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