Slappy's definitions

hudge

1. noun - turd. number 2. poop. Mr. Hanky. Specifically, a turd that, no matter how hard you try at completion of deployment, you cannot wipe away it's memory. (anonym would be a one-wiper).
2. verb - the act of performing number 2. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.

1. I've gone through 2 rolls of toilet paper as a result of birthing this hudge.
2. After drinking myself silly and gorging on Mexican food last night, I must hudge like a bandit this morning!

by Slappy September 29, 2003

hellfish

All knowing, all powerful, kind to his friends, but a terror to those who dare cross him

Hell hath no fury like Hellfish

by slappy September 2, 2003

Tiajuna bottlerocket

an illegal, usually large, firework perchaced from across the border in the "Land of the Free" Mexico

They brought back some Tiajuna bottlerockets from there trip for the 4th of July.

by slappy March 4, 2005

Bubba

An invisible demon of the underworld that has sythes instead of hands. Is said to be the son Hades and the brother of the Grim Reaper. He walks around Killing anything and everything.

1.I was walki- OW! BUBBA!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHH!!! (death)
2. And then Bubba smote Chronos, and everything was in danger of destruction.

by Slappy October 3, 2003

slappy

A Cool Mother Fukka.

Yo slappy, all dem bitches be all up on your nutz.

by Slappy October 15, 2003

snoopaloop

"Snoop Dogg's" nickname to a drunk white male over the age of 43. Who could quite possibly be nude as well.

Will Ferrel trying to persuade Snoopaloop and the man in the green hat to go streaking through the quad.

by Slappy July 30, 2003

shitbox

Any apartment in Manhattan less than 400 sqft, for which you are paying more than $1250.

I make 80 grand, but all I can afford is this shitbox near the entrance to the Jersey turnpike.

by Slappy April 7, 2005