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Any apartment in Manhattan less than 400 sqft, for which you are paying more than $1250.
I make 80 grand, but all I can afford is this shitbox near the entrance to the Jersey turnpike.
shitbox by Slappy April 7, 2005

Tiajuna bottlerocket 

an illegal, usually large, firework perchaced from across the border in the "Land of the Free" Mexico
They brought back some Tiajuna bottlerockets from there trip for the 4th of July.
Tiajuna bottlerocket by slappy March 4, 2005
noun: one who embodies the characteristics of a douche bag.
Etymology- comes from a bastardization of the nuva birth control ring
Dude! Stop hatin' on my game. You're such a nuvo.
nuvo by Slappy October 29, 2004
Yo slappy, all dem bitches be all up on your nutz.
slappy by Slappy October 15, 2003
An invisible demon of the underworld that has sythes instead of hands. Is said to be the son Hades and the brother of the Grim Reaper. He walks around Killing anything and everything.
1.I was walki- OW! BUBBA!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHH!!! (death)
2. And then Bubba smote Chronos, and everything was in danger of destruction.
Bubba by Slappy October 3, 2003
1. noun - turd. number 2. poop. Mr. Hanky. Specifically, a turd that, no matter how hard you try at completion of deployment, you cannot wipe away it's memory. (anonym would be a one-wiper).
2. verb - the act of performing number 2. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.
1. I've gone through 2 rolls of toilet paper as a result of birthing this hudge.
2. After drinking myself silly and gorging on Mexican food last night, I must hudge like a bandit this morning!
hudge by Slappy September 29, 2003
Location in which one takes (or leaves) a hudge (see 'hudge).
I just cleared everyone out of the hudger, dude!
hudger by Slappy September 29, 2003