Slappy's definitions

hudge

1. noun - turd. number 2. poop. Mr. Hanky. Specifically, a turd that, no matter how hard you try at completion of deployment, you cannot wipe away it's memory. (anonym would be a one-wiper).
2. verb - the act of performing number 2. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.

1. I've gone through 2 rolls of toilet paper as a result of birthing this hudge.
2. After drinking myself silly and gorging on Mexican food last night, I must hudge like a bandit this morning!

by Slappy September 29, 2003

shitbox

Any apartment in Manhattan less than 400 sqft, for which you are paying more than $1250.

I make 80 grand, but all I can afford is this shitbox near the entrance to the Jersey turnpike.

by Slappy April 7, 2005

Bubba

An invisible demon of the underworld that has sythes instead of hands. Is said to be the son Hades and the brother of the Grim Reaper. He walks around Killing anything and everything.

1.I was walki- OW! BUBBA!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHH!!! (death)
2. And then Bubba smote Chronos, and everything was in danger of destruction.

by Slappy October 3, 2003

nuvo

noun: one who embodies the characteristics of a douche bag.
Etymology- comes from a bastardization of the nuva birth control ring

Dude! Stop hatin' on my game. You're such a nuvo.

by Slappy October 29, 2004

hudger

Location in which one takes (or leaves) a hudge (see 'hudge).

I just cleared everyone out of the hudger, dude!

by Slappy September 29, 2003

hellfish

All knowing, all powerful, kind to his friends, but a terror to those who dare cross him

Hell hath no fury like Hellfish

by slappy September 2, 2003

snoopaloop

"Snoop Dogg's" nickname to a drunk white male over the age of 43. Who could quite possibly be nude as well.

Will Ferrel trying to persuade Snoopaloop and the man in the green hat to go streaking through the quad.

by Slappy July 30, 2003