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Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails
How am I going to wear this backless dress without a bra? My raccoons will be obvious to everyone that sees me
by Working Class Hero December 28, 2020
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The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
by TC231 February 17, 2013
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The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.
Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?
by zartok-35 August 27, 2006
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When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.
Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.
by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018
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The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.
Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"
by FlipCup1023 October 10, 2010
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The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
by Zach February 16, 2004
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