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by Angery Goomba Except not March 01, 2020
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suckdick is a hashtag used in every Urban dictionary of Slap Griffin Day (which is on October 29th). I bet your mom does it a lot.
by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019
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Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic
by Angery Goomba Except not February 29, 2020
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When a simp sympathizes
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by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019
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Person 1: "Let's beat Griffin"
Griffin: "Oh no"
Person 2: "Lol time to get beat on Slap griffin daY"
Griffin: "Oh no"
Person 2: "Lol time to get beat on Slap griffin daY"
by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019
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A wholesome day hosted each year on October 29th. Whether you're the Griffin getting slapped, or slapping that same Griffin, at the end of the day, no ones actually harmed so don't be a little shit about it.
Person 1 "Hey Griffin! It's October 29th! You know what that means."
Griffin "OW! Haha, I sure do love Slap Griffin Day!"
Griffin "OW! Haha, I sure do love Slap Griffin Day!"
by Angery Goomba Except not October 25, 2019
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