ROOTEN
ROOTEN by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005
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Rotten Molars
Rotten Molars by will bitten October 2, 2016
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The Roto-Rooter
An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.
Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.
The Roto-Rooter by Jon the American June 13, 2021
Rotten Sled
One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .
Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow
Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow
Rotten Sled by Can You Don't? Podcast January 31, 2023
Peter Rooter
It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023
Robbie rotten
The guy offrom of lazy town who tries to catch sportacus and is sexy and is known for his hit single "we are number one"
Robbie rotten by Sportacus November 7, 2016
Robbie Rotten
Robbie Rotten by Harry m8s December 28, 2016
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