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Sorry I’m late fellas, I got hit with RONTD when I was about to leave.
RONTD by gasp February 7, 2022
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rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.
OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.
rantdumb messages by jpg3 November 22, 2011
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RONTD Rondo ronad ronda Ronda Rousey rondeau rondog Roned Rond rondae
A name deriving from when a mom is forcing her son to be unique. He wasn't born with it, it doesn't come natural..so she assumes everytime he tells people his name, is a chance to be recognized for what he is not. Actually causes character defects in that he believes he is a golden child and goes thru life borrowing, begging, bartering and bitching.
Has anyone seen Rondal? He's late for his domestic violence class and when I came to pick him up there was a 3 day eviction notice on his door.
rondal by ElevatorQueen January 2, 2018
When someone is doing a job they have no ability or qualifications for but like to tell qualified people how to do their job.
That idiot was telling me how to do my job like a real rontard.
Rontard by Pelltier July 12, 2018

Ronda Rousey'd 

When you only last 48 seconds while boneing
Eugene-"I took this girl home from a party and I Ronda Rousey'd her"
Jarl-" damn bro that's embarrassing"
Ronda Rousey'd by AngelumUmbras January 3, 2017

Ronda Rousey 

Ronda Rousey is an American mixed martial artist that GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT by Holly Holm.
Ronda Rousey: Doesn't shake gloves with Holly Holm.
Holly Holm: Knocks her out at the end anyways.

DAMN! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
Ronda Rousey by itzibitsy January 21, 2016
A strong believer, a legend. Outstanding not your typical guy/boyfriend. Take a ride on his wild side.
Rondell is interesting
Rondell by Comewithme December 23, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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