Guy:I can't stop tossing rond with my cock...
Girl:Ooh can I help you rond tos with your cock sweetie??

OR

Guy:Stop tossing rond you fuckin' prick!!

rond tos by afrikaansqueen November 22, 2016

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rondal

A name deriving from when a mom is forcing her son to be unique. He wasn't born with it, it doesn't come natural..so she assumes everytime he tells people his name, is a chance to be recognized for what he is not. Actually causes character defects in that he believes he is a golden child and goes thru life borrowing, begging, bartering and bitching.

Has anyone seen Rondal? He's late for his domestic violence class and when I came to pick him up there was a 3 day eviction notice on his door.

rondal by ElevatorQueen January 2, 2018

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Ronda Rousey'd

When you only last 48 seconds while boneing

Eugene-"I took this girl home from a party and I Ronda Rousey'd her"
Jarl-" damn bro that's embarrassing"

Ronda Rousey'd by AngelumUmbras January 3, 2017

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Ronda Rousey

Ronda Rousey is an American mixed martial artist that GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT by Holly Holm.

Ronda Rousey: Doesn't shake gloves with Holly Holm.
Holly Holm: Knocks her out at the end anyways.

DAMN! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

Ronda Rousey by itzibitsy January 21, 2016

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