rondal

A name deriving from when a mom is forcing her son to be unique. He wasn't born with it, it doesn't come natural..so she assumes everytime he tells people his name, is a chance to be recognized for what he is not. Actually causes character defects in that he believes he is a golden child and goes thru life borrowing, begging, bartering and bitching.

Has anyone seen Rondal? He's late for his domestic violence class and when I came to pick him up there was a 3 day eviction notice on his door.

by ElevatorQueen January 2, 2018

Rondal

A man who stands in long lines for a substantial amount of time waiting to apply for or receive government assistance i.e. unemploymentfood stampsdisability

If the fire needs a log or two, if the snow isn't shoveling itself, if the trash wasn't at the curb on trash day; chances are standing in line was more important to the man in your household.

One by one the workers at social services gave each rondal a pencil and an application.

by ElevatorQueen May 19, 2018

Rondal

A Ronald is a strong man, who on the inside is always fighting with himself. But past that is a man, that if you catch, you must hold on for dear life. He is passionate about many things, and never get on his bad side, or you'll regret it. He is sensitive, smart, uses big words to amuse himself with others confusion and he attracts many gorgeous woman. If he has his gaze on you, he will forever love you, one way or another. He is a drinker, and makes bad decisions, but in the end he always makes up for them and will apologize. Always forgive a Ronald. He'll need it.A guy who is funny and sexy ass fuck and has the biggest and i mean biggest dick ever in existence
Person one:i just had the most amazing night i met a ronald he is the most sweet sexy rough guy in bed the best

Rondal is sexy as fuck

by Fatfat15 November 11, 2018

randalize

South Dakotan slang term originating from the Chamberlain/Oacoma area, circa 2002.

An act of gross incompetence which results in utter distaster. A wanton act of stupidity. Unintentional destruction brought about by sheer lack of common sense.

He thought it would be cool to repaint his car using fourty cans of spray paint, but all he did was completely randalize the damned thing...

Dude, if you leave that cheeseburger frying on the grill for half an hour, all you're going to do is randalize it!

If you don't put the drain plug back in the oil pan after you change the oil in the car, you're going to randalize the engine, idiot!

by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randallize

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.

If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.

by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randall Burger

A cheese burger that has been burnt beyond recognition and rendered completely inedible.

I stopped up at the Oasis for a bite to eat and they served me a frickin' Randall Burger!

by Mark Mueller June 24, 2004

Ronald Reagan Era

Period during the 1980s in which Ronald Reagan started the War on Drugs which ultimately made obtaining drugs as easy as obtaining groceries. This led to thousands of Americans becoming addicted to crack cocaine, resulting in women giving birth to crack babies. The real victims of this era were the babies who were born addicted to crack.

James: That would be tough to grow up in the Ronald Reagan Era, especially if your parent was an addict.

John: Yeah, Kendrick Lamar was born into it. Shit's tough, man.

by F*ck Rehab June 23, 2015