RIFKL 

In the modern short/abbreviated language form used in chats, text and tweets, (eg, lol, omg, wtf, fml, etc) RIFKL has been defined as having no definition at all. It can basicly describe any meaning, mood, setting or situation the users wants/agrees it to have. Besides beeing ridicously hard to pronounce it can also have a limitless number of potential actual meanings, thus a very RIFKL kind of word. Important is to note that actual diffrent letters does not have to correspond to actual words beginning with those letters, therefore making RIFKL a possible descriptive word for any thinkable situation. Its mainly used for intern humor as a universal consensus of RIFKL is impossible, its simply too RIFKL!

Lara: "I'm so happy we went to the beach today"!
Jones: "I know, this place is really RIFKL".

John: "maria was looking really hot today"
Terry: "yeah i know, she was totally RIFKL"

James: "omg those pancakes tasted shit"!
Pete: "sorry i fucked up but the recipe was a little bit RIFKL

RIFKL by idiana81xox August 1, 2011

snipper riffle 

A long distance precision weapon used by snippers to assassinate enemies. Not to be confused with a sniper rifle

"Oh my god, somebody shot Steve with a snipper riffle!"

snipper riffle by The Diet Coke of Evil April 8, 2010

black rifle disease 

Condition: When you eat, sleep, & drink black rifles, AR's(Armalite-Rifle), have an uncontrollable urge & can't stop buying AR's or AR related stuff.

Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.

Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.

Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.

Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.

Good luck!

I caught black rifle disease after building my first AR, a BCM 14.5 SOCOM Freefloated under a KMR Alpha 13" Keymod, with a pinned and welded Surefire SFMB-556 Muzzle Brake. I'd already bought two Colts, an M4orgery, and an A4. But that BCM build did me in. I'm afraid I'm stage 4. My BRD is now so bad, I carry my BCM with me around the house when no-one is home.

black rifle disease by BlackRifleDiseaseExplainer November 18, 2016

Rifki

the most sexy and handsome man alive

hey Rifki whatcha doin nigga

Rifki by morpguy June 16, 2019

Keep Your Rifle By Your Side 

A song meant to be satire but quickly became the modern version of Yankee Doodle

John: "Have you ever listened to the modern Yankee Doodle?"

Alex: "Hell yeah, Keep Your Rifle By Your Side"

Keep Your Rifle By Your Side by AmericaLover123 January 12, 2022

Rifker 

An annoying stinging twitch in the male penis that causes warm blue acidic juice to burst out of the penis' sliver hole. This juice may cause testicles to hide in the male asshole.

After Markoskas had sex with his lebanese bitch he experienced a fatal rifker that caused his dick to twitch spiradically. Unfortunatly, the blue acidic juice burnt his sexy bitch :(

Elijah's balls got so insecure that they hid in his tight hairy asshole because of the recent Rifker!

Rifker by Sammy Choppers & Bwebwe June 16, 2010

Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.

Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.

Laser Rifle by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009