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In the faroe islands if you being a pussy or scared you get called Rói
"Stop being Such a Rói" but im so scared"
Rói by Rói hate page April 17, 2023
Related Words
Roisin • Rois • Roid • roid rage • Roisins nickers • Roit • roite • roid head • Roight • roint
What is the ROI for buying this product?
ROI by Judt April 24, 2006
Roi is a lovely person he hates getting heart broken he likes hugs and kisses. He doesn’t lies and hate. He’s the BEST boyfriend ever. He’s a soft boy.
Roi is a good person.

Roi’s the best
Roi by Lovecanbehurtful June 22, 2021
Return on Investment

You invest in a night out (drinks, transport, club entry, etc.)... the return is a pull
John: What was your ROI like last night?

Ben: I got with 3 girls and took one back to mine

John: Great ROI
ROI by ChiefROI November 27, 2011
Puuuure sarcastic comment. Means what the fuck?
SamJ: "Throwing someones plane ticket away would be funny"

Chazza and Jon: "Roi?"
Roi? by roy chaz July 4, 2008
a word used when something (anything) good happens
Person1: Yo, that was totally a Roi
Person2: Yeah, good thing it wasn't a Ior
Roi by boyo5000 June 23, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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