The sentence most commonly uttered by knackers. Translated, it probably means
something like: "I am going to fucking punch and
kick you repeatedly, and if you try to resist, I'll stab you with my screwdriver, then steal your clothes and sell them in Clara Market, is that okay?" Usually results in the knacker in question getting beat, then running off into the distance shouting "I get me brudder after ya". In many cases, the "brudder" (brother) is also the "fadder" (
father).
Knacker (to Passer-By): Howya boss, gizza fiver for me fuckin' Christmas
tree, will ya?"
Passer-By: Eh, that's a thorn
bush, it's got a trolly stuck in it, and it's the middle of June.
Knacker: You fuckin' shlaggin' my fuckin' Christmas
tree, are ya? I fuckin' bate ya, roit?