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roite or riiight or rite

variations of the term right in order to affirm someone's comment. in it's varied form roite or rite, it becomes merely a spelling which reflects the way it is said..its inflection.

however, 'riiight', is a sarcastic affirmation as in:
me: i totally hit that ass last night.
you: riiiight, sure you did.
me: no i did..and i'll kick your ass for saying otherwise.
you: riiight...
roite by tatortot December 19, 2004
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roite • Roiters • roitelet • rooted • rite • Ritej • ritesh • Roit • Reiter • Rite Aid
Yiddish for the color red. Some people spell it “royte”, but it’s wrong - the correct spelling is “roite”
Der baybee trugt ah roite bendel oifen kup
Roite by Yiddish expert July 10, 2019
Keem 1: WHAAAT IS UP DRAMA-LERT NATION I'M YOUR HOST KILLER KEEMSTAAAARRR
Keem 1 again: LEEEET'S GET ROITE INTO THE NOOSE!
Yiddish for red. Some people spell it “royte” but the correct way to spell it is “roite”.
Der baybee trugt a roite bendel oifen kup
Roite by Yiddish expert July 10, 2019

The Roto-Rooter 

An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.
Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.

Peter Rooter 

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."
Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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