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Usually Quimzé is used as a way of saying that you bring the joy in people during the coitus, pheraps to much.

The name of a man who was once known as the Portuguese Casablanca, Quimzé has conquered the feat of giving 15 orgasms on woman without even touching them.
I heard Joaquim is such a Quimzé!

Wow, you're amazing! I never thought you're such a Quimzé
Quimzé by chinocadocaralho October 15, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
* Spelling represents a combination of Quick and Skimmer

Part of speech:

1) Verb:

- Definition: To flip through pages in a book or scroll down a list.

- Frequency of use: High

2) Adjective:

- Definition: Quick or Summary.

- Frequency of use: Medium

3) Noun:

- Definition: The quick or summary version, usually of a story.

- Frequency of use: Low
Ex 1 -

Most commonly used as a verb:

"Jackson missed a few classes last week, so he was anxious to quimmer someone's notes before the exam."

Ex 2 -

As a continuous form of the verb phrase:

"Jackson was quimmering through his classmate's notes before the exam so he could could get one more good look at the study material."

Ex 3 -

Being used as a command:

"Quimmer it." (...said Jackson's classmate as she handed him her notes before the exam.)

Ex 4 -

As an adjective:

Jackson had just enough time to read through the quimmer version of the notes before the exam.

Ex 5 -

As a noun:

Jackson should have read the quimmer his classmates put together after school last week. (Background story: he was at the parking lot across the street doing donuts.)
Quimmer by AmWordly September 18, 2012
Related Words
Quimer

1. (n) A vaginal sexual Shiver, Tremor, Flutter, Quiver or Shake during sex.

2. (v) In the sexual act of coitus; a tremble or an intense sexual shake induced by sexual pleasure.
"Last night during wild intense sex, my girlfriend quimmered and screamed in ecstasy!

"Man I go wild when chics quimer in bed during hard sex"!

By fivepak, April 18, 2022
Quimer by fivepak April 17, 2022

Quimbecile 

A word used to describe a stupid fellow, who is also a cunt.
Some quimbecile has soiled themselves in my chair
Quimbecile by Pat Sharp November 18, 2005

if quizzes are quizzical what are tests 

If a short test of knowledge, typically around 10 questions in length, with question formats often including multiple choice, fill in the blanks, true or false and short answer are quizzical what are a series of questions or problems that is used to determine a person's ability or understanding of something. More generally, test refers to a trial, experiment, or examination that is designed to determine the qualities or characteristics of someone or something, aka a test. The answer to this very quizzical quizzy question is simple: A cullion, aka, testical. This means, is shortest terms, a dick, which is the part of a man in which produce comes out.
Guy 1: Hey, you!
Girl 1: What..?
Guy 1: if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
Girl 1: Testical.
Guy 1: **Insert THE grin**
Girl 1: ???
Guy 1: A testical is ballz.
Girl 1: **GASPS**
A sick news service for summarized news coming in September 2012
Dude, did you check out the updates on Quimmer yet?
Quimmer by drmlazer11 September 3, 2012
Unique Girl with an Unique name. Puts every man she meets into the Friendzone leading to her troubles with boys. But she's stoll the most amazing girl any guy would come across.
Wow, did you see how Quimey did that !
quimey by TheRealestManEver April 10, 2015
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