A quimello is a furry tailed creature belonging to the same genus as the weltivarian aquatic bear. It has been known to kill anything that enters within 5472 ft. of its cubs with it's large talons. No exceptions.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.