Quiltion

my friend misspelled Guillotine

I want you to cut your head off with a Quiltion

by fortniter16 August 12, 2023

lap quilting

spanking in a pattern

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting

by manshark November 24, 2014

quillion

mythical number reffering to a ridiculous quantity of any given item

there's quillions of cheeseburgers in them there hills...

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

Quillionaire

A person or who has reached at least one quillion dollars, in which quillion is a mythical term for a ridiculous quantity (refer to quillion definition).

Those two guys are actually quillionaires!

by Drazard October 5, 2011

Quilton

Derived from an extra absorbent brand of toilet paper; on the inside of every roll is the quote "Quilton loves your bum"

Hence Quilton is now a name for homosexuals, queers, fags, poofters etc.

Guy 1: "Dude check that guy out, he's a total Quilton"
Guy 2: "Yeah I bet he loves your bum"

by Teslacoil February 17, 2008

quilting

The act of removing one's clothes as a professional stripper.

I got me a quilting job down at the "No Shirts, No Shoes, Full Service" strip club.

by wunderkinder August 23, 2011

Quilting in the dark

When two young men tie their genitals together with dental floss and play tug of war.

“Dude my buddy and I love quilting in the dark, but I always lose.”

“Back in my college days quilting in the dark was all the rage in the dorms”

by Liz312 February 8, 2023