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Quiltion 

I want you to cut your head off with a Quiltion
Quiltion by fortniter16 August 12, 2023
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lap quilting 

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting
lap quilting by manshark November 24, 2014
mythical number reffering to a ridiculous quantity of any given item
there's quillions of cheeseburgers in them there hills...

Quillionaire 

A person or who has reached at least one quillion dollars, in which quillion is a mythical term for a ridiculous quantity (refer to quillion definition).
Those two guys are actually quillionaires!
Quillionaire by Drazard October 5, 2011
Derived from an extra absorbent brand of toilet paper; on the inside of every roll is the quote "Quilton loves your bum"

Hence Quilton is now a name for homosexuals, queers, fags, poofters etc.
Guy 1: "Dude check that guy out, he's a total Quilton"
Guy 2: "Yeah I bet he loves your bum"
Quilton by Teslacoil February 17, 2008

quilting 

The act of removing one's clothes as a professional stripper.
I got me a quilting job down at the "No Shirts, No Shoes, Full Service" strip club.
quilting by wunderkinder August 23, 2011

Quilting in the dark 

When two young men tie their genitals together with dental floss and play tug of war.
“Dude my buddy and I love quilting in the dark, but I always lose.”

“Back in my college days quilting in the dark was all the rage in the dorms”
Quilting in the dark by Liz312 February 8, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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