quilting
quilting by wunderkinder August 23, 2011
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Quilting
when you stretch out your sack like taffy then a couple old spinsters take turns punching you in the face.
Quilting by ButtMouth69 October 22, 2023
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Quilting in the dark
“Dude my buddy and I love quilting in the dark, but I always lose.”
“Back in my college days quilting in the dark was all the rage in the dorms”
“Back in my college days quilting in the dark was all the rage in the dorms”
Quilting in the dark by Liz312 February 8, 2023
Quilting Association
A group of people, usually ages 17-49 that group together and use Quilting as an excuse to practice different variations of Oral, Anal and Vaginal sex with members of not only the opposite sex and same ethnic background but with the same gender and different ethnic backgrounds. The use of various drugs and alcohol also are usually if not always consumed in the process. The people who are in these groups are frowned upon; and know how to get FREAKY.
The college boys went off the the Quilting Association on Weekends to experiment with their sexuality and other aspects of life.
Quilting Association by CandyKisses69 April 12, 2010
lap quilting
lap quilting by manshark November 24, 2014
Ass quilting
Ass quilting by Little hillside January 21, 2020
quitting time
quitting time by Jerseyslang June 24, 2014
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