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quilting 

The act of removing one's clothes as a professional stripper.
I got me a quilting job down at the "No Shirts, No Shoes, Full Service" strip club.
quilting by wunderkinder August 23, 2011
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Quilting 

when you stretch out your sack like taffy then a couple old spinsters take turns punching you in the face.
Before my big date tonight I’m meeting up nana’s bridge club to do some quilting.
Quilting by ButtMouth69 October 22, 2023

Quilting in the dark 

When two young men tie their genitals together with dental floss and play tug of war.
“Dude my buddy and I love quilting in the dark, but I always lose.”

“Back in my college days quilting in the dark was all the rage in the dorms”
Quilting in the dark by Liz312 February 8, 2023

Quilting Association

A group of people, usually ages 17-49 that group together and use Quilting as an excuse to practice different variations of Oral, Anal and Vaginal sex with members of not only the opposite sex and same ethnic background but with the same gender and different ethnic backgrounds. The use of various drugs and alcohol also are usually if not always consumed in the process. The people who are in these groups are frowned upon; and know how to get FREAKY.
The college boys went off the the Quilting Association on Weekends to experiment with their sexuality and other aspects of life.

lap quilting 

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting
lap quilting by manshark November 24, 2014

Ass quilting 

Taking advantage at a quilting party by riding bare back on a wipe clean rocking chair
Ooo I’m going big ass quilting at Ruth’s house
Ass quilting by Little hillside January 21, 2020

quitting time

When a days work is finally over....time to go home
Its 6pm end of a shift....quitting time baby
quitting time by Jerseyslang June 24, 2014
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