Quiptionary

This is a mental depository where a person stores all of her witty quips, phrases and comebacks.

What a word is to a Dictionary, a quip is to a Quiptionary.

Offended by Joey's low blow at her outfit, Mary thumbed through her Quiptionary until she landed on the perfect comeback, "Hey, isn't it time for you to wax your back, Douche Bigalow?"

Quiptionary by Emily Anne Porter January 16, 2009

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QUOTIONARY

Quotionary: A fun , but sonetimes annoying , game played between Family members or close friends. When a random movie quote pops into your head, you proceed to immediately call or text the quote to see who knows what movie it is from.

Bill said, "Chuck, I have the best QUOTIONARY for you"! FEED THE MAYO TO THE TUNA!! No fair Google cheating!

QUOTIONARY by Tabago's mom April 6, 2019

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Quiptionary • Quintinary • QUOTIONARY • urban quicktionary

Quintinary

The constant feeling of future nostalgia.

The feeling that comes over you when you're about to experience a happy time/moment, you immerse yourself in a seemly false memory of the situation before it has even happened. Wanting to relive a memory that you haven't experienced yet.

Before we started our morning jog, a strong feeling of quintinary came upon me as I thought about the events that will occur through out the day.

Quintinary by S0lst1c3 November 23, 2021

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urban quicktionary

Quickly looking up a word on urbandictionary for the sake of not being cool by not knowing what words like Cleveland steamer mean.

cool guy 1:Bro, I gave the B**** a Cleveland steamer last night!

cool guy 2:Uh... cool *looks up Cleveland steamer on urbandictionary*

cool guy 1:Dude, did u just urban quicktionary...

cool guy 2: No way bro who doesn't know what a Cleveland steamer is? *gags in mouth*

urban quicktionary by commandersheppard69 February 25, 2011

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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