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quickshit 

The act of quickly pooping out a turd during the flush to disguise the fact you are pooping in public.
Even though she did a quickshit Terry could smell her poop.
quickshit by kambreezy01 March 11, 2013

Quicksilver

Quicksilver is no ordinary x-man, he has super speed and super looks. He is considered, among many to be a god. He is literally the best thing to ever happen to the marvel universe
Man #1 woah bro did you see quicksilver over there

Man #2 yeah man he's a total god

Quickscoping Faggot 

A Person who does nothing but quickscope in games like Call Of Duty. Most quickscopers who have youtubes and post everything they do.
Friend: Hey you hear about IepicXd? He 360 ladder stalled a kid and got a hit marker and jizzed himself.
You: Fuck that hes a Quickscoping faggot
Quickscoping Faggot by TaTlol June 21, 2011

sour apple quickstep 

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'
sour apple quickstep by Toni J January 14, 2008

Quicksilver

Peter Maximoff's code name in the X-Men movies. He can run super fast and God-damn, is that guy hot! He is the cutest X-Man, no competion. He is awesome.
Me: "Gosh, Quicksilver is adorable, hot and funny."
Sis, Juliet: "X-Men QS, or Avengers QS?"
Me: "X-Men, there is no competion."
Peter Maximoff is the best Quicksilver. Fight me if you disagree.
Quicksilver by Taco <3 unicorns August 4, 2017

Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps 

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.
That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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